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Hey kidkins!
Sorry for the rather sporadic posting of late. I have been a bit run off my feet with this whole ‘college’ thingy. Yeah.
I hope to post some stuff about my Public School Adventures in the near future, but for now, here is a rather emo short story I just wrote for an English creative [...]

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Well damn. Damn, I say. DAMN!!!
The class sits still, stunned, silent. Nobody speaks. Nobody breathes. All eyes focus on the row of empty hooks by the benches. We knew it was coming, I suppose, but no one suspected it would reach us so soon.
The Great Lab Coat Heist of ‘08.
“Quick!” screams the teacher, “Are the [...]

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Bonjour ! Je m’appelle Marie-Thérèse-Charlotte. Vous pouvez m’appeler Charlotte. J’ai cinq ans. J’habite à Versailles avec ma mère et mon père et mon frère, bébé Louis-Joseph Xavier Francois. Nous habitons en France mais ma maman est l’Autrichienne. Il y a beaucoup de schnitzel en Autriche.
J’aime jouer dans les jardins et ramer sur le canal grand. [...]

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So… he he. Funky keys.
Her surroundings remained normal. Normal as normal. Fa la nina bombino.
Flicking between windows, she saw it was the beginning of the end as little lines of multicoloured bubbles began to descend upon her existence. Shame. She was so good at keeping them as far away as she could. Not far enough [...]

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Purple Prose

Topics… topics… Easier to post something I’ve already written. We had to do a “purple prose” exercise in English the other day, starting with the words “They laid him/her out…” Pretty dodgy sentence to give to a group of teenagers if you ask me – the person next to me was writing something about an [...]

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