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Tea.

 
TEA.
It will change your life.
I would just like to write this short post to tell you all that I’m here, I’m still alive (though call me in a couple of days…), I totes changed my ‘custom header,’ and that you should all listen to the immortal genius of Hans Zimmer.
That is all.

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I have this theory about religion. I call it The Box Theory.
Here goes.
I am being raised as a Roman Catholic. I’ve had all the appropriate Sacraments, gone to church, tried not to sin, etc. etc. but I have always had an overactive imagination and voracious appetite for books, so from a young age the whole thing struck me [...]

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Sometimes I lie awake night after night, coming apart at the seams; eager to please, ready to fight - why do I go to extremes?

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There’s a big hotel where the bar just closed and the windows never open. No phone, so you can’t call home, and the TV works but the clicker is broken.

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Give us this day our daily discount outlet merchandise; raise up a multiplex and we will make a sacrifice.

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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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The central thesis for this post might not make much sense (though that will be entirely consistent), but I will try to explain it: the books I read over and over again are not my favourites. My favourite books are the ones that sit on my shelves, for years, gathering dust. And I’m happy to have [...]

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Tomorrow is cancelled due to lack of interest. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
The end.

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Okay, so I’m sitting here in front of Dr 90210 (Saturdays at 9:30, only on E!) between ads for Snoop Dogg’s FATHERHOOD (“I’m a professional, man. When it comes to kids, man… I know what I’m doing, man.” – Straight from the Dogg’s mouth) and I wonder, basically… why the FUCK anyone would want to [...]

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Today is the tomorrow you were promised yesterday.
The end.

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