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Archive for January, 2009

You remember the last time I said “the end is nigh”? When I was complaining about being in a different Maths class to Ackers and Jex?
I was wrong.
This morning, two and a bit days out from starting at the scary Public School, my darling mother tells me it is quite possible that we will be [...]

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Are you BAD?
Because I am. I am. I’m a bad girl. I’m SO ba-
Okay, you caught me. I’m not that bad. In fact, I’m rather good. I have never had a detention. I have never failed anything. I have never gone out and gotten smashed like your typical teenager. Sparkles is always complaining about how [...]

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You know how at the start of the summer holidays, it seems like you will never go back to school? Because even though you know it will happen, it doesn’t seem like it’s actually going to… well, happen.When I made the decision to move to a public college instead of staying in the nice, safe, [...]

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There’s a big hotel where the bar just closed and the windows never open. No phone, so you can’t call home, and the TV works but the clicker is broken.

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This weekend our family went to the coast. Yay.
We at the same time as mum’s parents and our cousins, who stayed at our grandparent’s house. We stayed in a “beachfront unit” a few minute’s walk away. We do not stay with our grandparents any more.
Why?
Because of granddad. I’ll bet you anything granddad has ADHD. Either that [...]

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Don’t you just love Christmas?
I love it. I love it ESPECIALLY when darling mother and father give Sparks and me tickets to concerts. Especially when those tickets cost quite a bit of money.
I despise concerts. They’re big and loud and dark and crowded and I would much rather be home talking to you, dear reader. [...]

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I have added a Dramatis Personæ page to the Express to keep Home and About company. It lists the names and a bit about the people that may appear in my posts every now and then so you can remind yourselves of them (but mainly so I can keep up with them all.)
I hope you find them [...]

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Happy belated inauguration day, everyone!

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There are so many well-meaning fuckwits in the world. There really are. I’m probably one of them.
And I bet you are, too. But let me explain first and insult later. Ahem.
There are SO MANY THINGS that I never noticed about myself until some other person has come along and pointed them out. It’s like, I’ll [...]

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Give us this day our daily discount outlet merchandise; raise up a multiplex and we will make a sacrifice.

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